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 # Lexy's Labyrinth
 
-This is a web implementation of a puzzle game that bears a _striking_ similarity to [Chip's Challenge](https://wiki.bitbusters.club/Chip%27s_Challenge) and its [sequel](https://wiki.bitbusters.club/Chip%27s_Challenge_2), but is legally distinct, and also free!
+This is a reimplementation of [**Chip's Challenge®**](https://wiki.bitbusters.club/Chip%27s_Challenge), that puzzle game you might remember from the early 90s (and its long-awaited [sequel](https://wiki.bitbusters.club/Chip%27s_Challenge_2)).
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+It's free; runs in a browser; has completely new artwork, sounds, and music; comes with hundreds of quality fan-made levels built in; and can load the original levels from a copy of the commercial game!
 
 Documentation is underway on the [wiki](https://github.com/eevee/lexys-labyrinth/wiki).
 
+## My lawyer is telling me to say this
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+To be absolutely clear: this is a ***fan project*** and is not affiliated with, sponsored by, endorsed by, or in any way approved of by Bridgestone Multimedia Group LLC.  **Chip's Challenge** is a registered trademark of Bridgestone Multimedia Group LLC, and is used here for identification purposes only.
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+Despite the names, the built-in "Chip's Challenge Level Packs" are community creations and have no relation to the commercial games or their levels.
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 ## Play online
 
 Give it a try, I guess!  [https://c.eev.ee/lexys-labyrinth/](https://c.eev.ee/lexys-labyrinth/)
 
 ## Current status
 
-- Full support for Chip's Challenge 1
-- Full support for Chip's Challenge 2...  barring a few obscure bugs
+- Fully compatible with Chip's Challenge 1 levels...  barring a few obscure rule changes
+- Fully compatible with Chip's Challenge 2 levels...  barring a few obscure bugs
 - Completely original tileset, sound effects, and music
-- Support for MS Chip's Challenge DAT/CCL files, Steam Chip's Challenge C2G/C2M files, and ZIP files
+- Compatible with MS Chip's Challenge DAT/CCL files, Steam Chip's Challenge C2G/C2M files, and ZIP files
 - Can load one of its built-in level packs, the original levels, or anything you've got lying around
-- Support for recording and playing back demos (replays) from Steam-format levels
+- Able to record and play back demos (replays) from Steam-format levels
 - Lets you rewind your mistakes, up to 30 seconds back
 - Lets you take the pressure off by switching from real-time to turn-based mode, where nothing moves until you do
 - Contains a completely usable level editor with support for every tile in Chip's Challenge 2
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 - Everyone who worked on [Chip's Challenge Level Pack 1](https://wiki.bitbusters.club/Chip%27s_Challenge_Level_Pack_1), the default set of levels
 - [Tile World](https://wiki.bitbusters.club/Tile_World) for being an incredible reference on Lynx mechanics
 - Everyone who contributed music — see [`js/soundtrack.js`](js/soundtrack.js) for a list!
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-Not associated with or blessed by Chuck Sommerville, Niffler, or AOP.